vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

tell us your most embarrassing story
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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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charizard:

im not even gonna lie he look like the cow

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

richfurry:

me keeping benedong cumberhanger off my blog

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bootieshunter:

Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans

hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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